~3:55 video sales letter Waheed films, hosted on the landing page. Three hook variations, one shared body.
Format: Single long-form VSL (~3:55), Waheed solo on-camera. 3 hook variations (A, B, C) for split-testing, plus one shared body. Total runtime target 3:55 with Hook A; 3:52 with Hook B or C.
Angle: Productized one-time Google Business Profile renovation, sold to warm New Limits ad-management clients as a complement to existing ad services.
Audience: Active NL ad clients, $40k to $200k/mo revenue auto repair shops. Product-aware (know NL), solution-unaware (don't think GMB needs work).
Big Idea: Your Google Business Profile is leaking calls, and you can't see the leak from outside.
Proof note: SGA renovation deployed 2026-05-07, Konkin deployed 2026-05-14. Neither has measured outcome data yet. Script leans on visible craft, methodology authority, and a 14-day delivery guarantee. NO call-uplift percentages or ranking promises on camera.
Download standalone prompter.txt (Elgato-ready, spoken-only, breath-break format).
After auditing over a hundred auto shop profiles across three countries,
every one had the same three leaks.
Pull up your shop on Google Maps right now.
Read your description out loud.
Could a stranger tell what you specialize in?
If not, that's leak number one.
I'll show you two more in the next three minutes.
If you've ever paid someone
to add nine categories to your Google profile,
or post photos every week,
or chase "NAP consistency"
because some agency told you it ranks you higher.
They were guessing.
Google says none of that.
I'll show you what Google actually says.
And what's actually costing you calls.
Half of what's wrong with your Google profile
is invisible from the outside.
Even from us.
Even from your last agency.
Google deliberately hides it.
The only way to see it,
is to be inside it.
Let me show you what we find when we get in.
Every shop owner I talk to has been pitched the same advice.
Add categories.
Post weekly.
Fix your NAP.
Most of it is industry shorthand.
Google has never published it.
Meanwhile, every week your profile stays generic,
the calls you should be getting
are going to the shop down the road.
The average shop misses one in four calls.
Forty missed calls a month at four hundred and fifty dollar ticket.
That's eighteen thousand dollars a month.
Going to the shop down the road.
And that's just the first visit.
The average car owner comes back five times a year, for eight to ten years.
That missed call wasn't a four hundred and fifty dollar customer.
It was a fifteen thousand dollar customer.
That's the leak.
Google publishes three ranking factors.
Just three.
Relevance.
Distance.
Prominence.
That's it.
Most agencies don't know that.
Here's why this is happening.
Most shops think their Google profile is set-and-forget.
Build it once.
Forget about it.
It isn't.
It's a live ranking algorithm.
Your description goes stale.
Categories drift.
Photos get old.
The phone on your profile doesn't match the phone on your website.
Every one of those is a signal Google uses
to decide whether to surface you when someone searches.
A profile that hasn't been touched in a year
is a profile Google has quietly demoted.
Pull up your shop on Google Maps right now.
Pause this video if you have to.
Read your description out loud.
Could a stranger tell what you specialize in?
If not, that's leak number one.
Now scroll to your Products tab.
Empty or messy? That's leak two.
Now log into your Google Business dashboard.
Check your categories.
Just one? That's leak three.
You just audited three leaks
in sixty seconds.
Finding the leaks is the easy part.
Fixing them without breaking your profile,
is the part you're paying us for.
Here is what you actually get.
Not a list of tweaks.
A written renovation plan.
We pulled this one up for one of our shops.
Strictly German Auto in Van Nuys.
Their description sounded like every other shop in town.
Their Products tab was empty.
Their information didn't match across the web.
We mapped out what people in their suburb were actually searching for.
We found the queries their competitors were winning.
We rewrote their description, their services, and their Products tab
around the keywords that actually bring calls.
Then we cross-checked every change against Google's own published rules.
Same playbook for another shop.
Konkin Service Center in Portland.
Their Products tab was full, but inconsistent.
Different details across the cards.
Things Google notices that customers don't.
Audit. Plan. Implement.
We only work with auto repair shops.
Over a hundred of them, across three countries.
Three things make us different from anyone else pitching you GMB help.
One.
We do the keyword research.
What people in your suburb actually search for.
What your competitors are winning.
What you're invisible for right now.
Two.
We verify everything against Google's live category taxonomy.
Not what looks right in the app.
Three.
We source product copy from your own website, word for word.
So what's on Google never contradicts what's on your site.
That is what you get within two weeks of paying.
Here's what happens.
Click the orange button below this video.
You pay [PRICE], one-time.
No retainer.
No auto-renew.
Then you fill out a short form with your shop info
and grant us Manager access to your Google Business Profile.
Manager, not Owner.
You stay in full control.
You can revoke our access with one click, any time.
The fourteen-day clock starts the moment you pay.
Renovated within fourteen business days, or your money back.
And you keep the audit either way.
The reason access matters
is what we already said.
From outside, we can see the leak.
To plug it, we need to be inside.
You already trust us with the calls Google Ads brings you.
This is the same kind of system applied to the free Google traffic underneath.
Imagine Monday morning.
Your phone rings.
It's someone who searched "BMW mechanic" in your suburb.
They saw your profile.
They know you specialize in their car.
That call would have gone to someone else last month.
That's what a renovated profile does.
Two renovations per month.
That's the cap.
The work is hand-built.
When this month's slots are gone, you wait until the next cycle.
If you want us posting on your profile every week after we finish,
we talk about that in Slack.
Optional.
Nobody chases you.
Click the orange button below this video.
| Time | What | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 to 0:05 | Hook | No logo bumper, no music, no "Hi, I'm". First frame is the claim. |
| 0:05 to 0:08 | Punch-in cut | Single jump-cut to tighter framing. |
| 0:20 to 1:30 | Screen recording dominates | Full-screen GMB capture with zoom-and-highlight. Waheed face returns as small bottom-right PIP only at authority moments. |
| 1:30 to 1:55 | Back to camera | Founder-led. Limit cuts. Let sentences breathe. |
| 1:55 to 2:55 | Konkin pitch site scroll | Slow scroll through https://nl-konkin-service-center.pages.dev. Pause on Products tab section, services section, photo section. The deliverable artifact IS the visual. |
| 2:55 to 3:25 | Offer reveal | On-screen card animates in with PRICE. Guarantee badge animates. Orange CTA visible at bottom. |
| 3:25 to 3:45 | Close | Hold on Waheed 2 seconds. No fade. No outro music. Hard cut to CTA card. |